Twitter Tries to Rebrand Donald Trump
Alterna-IDs abound in #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName game
His official security detail refers to him as “mogul .”
Congressional Republicans fear he’ll be perceived as “racist ” or “issues-impaired .
To the social media-enabled, presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump presents endless opportunities to vent about our dysfunctional political process.
The latest attempt at achieving some sort of catharsis involves proposing new code names — join in via #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName — for the White House hopeful.
Here are the top 10 recommendations currently being hashed out:
A Clockjerk Orange
A Clockjerk Orange #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName pic.twitter.com/Xr35nQ9vDC
— Lisa Guerrero (@4lisaguerrero) June 10, 2016
Troompa Loompa
Troompa Loompa #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName pic.twitter.com/aFTuvu95hV
— Jack Burton (@kelly4NC) June 10, 2016
Annoying Orange
Annoying Orange #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName pic.twitter.com/aTSaPzHd2U
— Brendan McInnis (@BrendanMcInnis) June 10, 2016
Cheeto Dust
Cheeto Dust is on the move everybody. I repeat Cheeto Dust is on the move #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName pic.twitter.com/fRjkNDHcvO
— Nova Ella Matthews (@WhisperMySins) June 10, 2016
Deadbeat
“Deadbeat” #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName https://t.co/AEzsfZ6vsC
— Marisa Bowe (@MarisaBowe) June 10, 2016
Biff
Biff#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
Biff is on the move. Repeat, Biff is on the move! pic.twitter.com/AlBROfoCM2— Mothra P.I. (@Hardywolf359) June 10, 2016
The Liberals are losing their minds gushing over Hillary Clinton
The Liberals are losing their minds gushing over @HillaryClinton
#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName
https://t.co/AGuHKGJgJa pic.twitter.com/8jfecLGG0O— Bikers 4 Trump™ (@Bikers4Trump) June 10, 2016
Cornflake
Cornflake#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName pic.twitter.com/zExp6Qoe7K
— Chris (@Chrisgeeve) June 10, 2016
Potty Mouth
Potty Mouth #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName pic.twitter.com/OVMF7dojnc
— Internet Palace (@InternetPalace) June 10, 2016
Hell Toupee
Hell Toupee#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName pic.twitter.com/KLFCAkwgFz
— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) June 10, 2016
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